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Top
10
Things found in Grover Cleveland's
Mustache
10. Jello Shots
9. Belly Button Lint
8. Traces of Monica Lewinski's
great grandmother
7. A family of Haitians
6. Orginal Lyric sheet for "Kiss
the Sky"
5. Goat Droppings
4. Vodka and Coke
3. Last night's dinner - Mac
and Cheese and 'nilla wafers
2. Love Butter
1. Stale Bong Water
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Top 10
Conversation Stoppers
10. The toilet paper has lotion
in it so you can't tell when you're done wiping.
9. You've had your diptheria
innoculation, right?
8. Wow, the keg tap ended up
in a big pile of dog doo! Anyway, here's your beer.
7. My favorite Star Wars character
was Jar Jar Binks
6. These are my friends from
the internet
5. We're out of beer, can I get
you a zima?
4. I have a warrant to serve
on a Mr. Chris Peckham...
3. I'm all Zepped out...
2. Maybe next year we should
have Howard Taft Days
1. Does this look infected?
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Overheard:
- Puku puku pekackle!
- Bishop!!! Can't you keep your
mouth shut?
- Box Wars - this time it's personal!
- Euchre is not to be played
on a doiley
- Where the hell is Joe?
- Walker said the beer is fine
- You can double your money!
- BarBQ sauce, Joel
- 6 Hours to watch the @#)$*#)
sabres lose, I could have been having fun!
- The weekend isn't over 'til
Peckham farts on Jen
- Shut your Bish ass mouth
- Clams aren't quick
- Are you tripod?
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